Virtually every blog and guidebook about Thailand warns about this, yet it\u2019s surprising how many people get suckered into this. The authorities on-site seem powerless to do much, and the tourist is often led to jumping in a tuk-tuk or joining a tour of the city.<\/p>\n
That ride will stop at their friend\u2019s jewellery store, restaurant, and possibly a place you actually asked to go. In any case, you\u2019ve been outed as a mark anyone can take advantage of.<\/p>\n
Frankly, the Grand Palace is overpriced (at 500 baht for a foreigner, though it\u2019s free for the locals), and is the biggest tourist trap in the country.<\/p>\n
Still, if you go, arm yourself with facts \u2013 the palace rarely closes to the public. It does close at 3:30pm, and the dress code is strictly enforced (e.g. men with guns will point them at you if you try to enter the palace improperly dressed.) You can borrow a cover-up for a nominal fee on-site. Cover your knees and shoulders and you should be fine. For more specific details, see Tourism Thailand\u2019s official page to the palace.<\/p>\n
You have a couple ways to respond. Walk on if you like, or have some fun with the guy. Speak some French or Tagalog to the guy. Ask him the time of day. Make him dance like a monkey. Have him point out the nearest Tourism Authority of Thailand office on the map, or ask him how many tourists he\u2019s ripped off in the past week.<\/p>\n
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The tuk-tuk driver<\/strong>. By no means should this person be listened to or trusted beyond his own incentives.<\/p>\n The industry is as shady as they come, and there\u2019s no official pricing system followed anywhere at anytime. In short, jumping into a tuk-tuk means you\u2019re going to get taken for a ride in multiple ways. Avoid unless absolutely necessary.<\/p>\n Along the same lines, but rarer, are the dual-pricing systems seen across the country. This is most common at destinations (National Parks and other government-run attractions are the worst), but is also seen at motorcycle taxi stands as above.<\/p>\n These are 2-3 times what a local will pay for the same trip. If you come to them and point to the sign, that\u2019s the price you\u2019ll pay \u2013 not a bad rip-off per se, but I hate paying more than the locals when a modicum of research can avoid it.<\/p>\n The \u2018no meter\u2019 taxi driver<\/strong>. Bangkok\u2019s taxis have a well-earned reputation for turning away customers or threatening violence against their fares.<\/p>\n Even as a resident of the city, my foreign face got me the \u2018no meter!\u2019 line, and there\u2019s no negotiating with them. There\u2019s really no way to respond to this, as your destination, your backpack, or the time of day has already painted the target on your back.<\/p>\n Your negotiation skills will not work against a belligerent driver who is more than likely carrying a weapon of some kind at close reach. Unless you happen to have a machete handy, I\u2019d advise not pissing them off.<\/p>\n Note that while it\u2019s unlikely, a driver may legitimately be going off-shift or need to refuel. Look for the detrius that accumulates when you\u2019ve driven 10 hours or an empty fuel tank to verify this.<\/p>\n The good news: in Bangkok, there are other options in 95% of the places you\u2019ll go as a tourist. You may need to wait as a bus station or ask at a 7-11, but there\u2019s almost always another way.<\/p>\n While I don\u2019t recommend using them often, even a tuk-tuk may end up being a cheaper way to get home than an extortionate taxi fare. Then there are the motorcycle taxis, simply walking, the BTS \/ MRT\u2026<\/p>\n The airport taxi driver<\/strong> really should be called out as a special level of greedy. For \u2018only\u2019 700 to 1,000 baht you can be taken from the airport to your hotel or destination.<\/p>\n They won\u2019t tell you, of course, that the Airport railway connects Suvarnabhumi Airport to the rest of the subway \/ BTS system (learn more at the official site \u2013 http:\/\/bangkokairporttrain.com\/time-table-route.html).<\/p>\n While it might be worth it if you\u2019re transporting several people and lots of luggage, you\u2019re paying a princely sum for the privilege.<\/p>\n If you\u2019re arriving at Bangkok\u2019s other airport, Don Mueang, shuttle buses wait right outside the exit to connect you to the BTS \/ MRT for 30 baht (same price for locals and tourists).<\/p>\n A bilingual menu that has two sides: Thai and English<\/strong>. This menu may feature pictures of some items on the English side, or might just have different prices and items. This is not common, though the last time I saw it the items on the English side skewed towards the expensive side of the menu. A con or clever marketing ploy? I\u2019ll let you be the judge of that.<\/p>\n Respond by ordering from the Thai side of the menu, or by asking for a certain item on the Thai side.<\/p>\n Check your bill to ensure a switcheroo hasn\u2019t been made \u2013 and count your change as well. I\u2019ve received incorrect change and been billed incorrectly on many occasions.<\/p>\n This is unusually not meant to deceive, but still relieves you of your money. Count it before it goes into your wallet or purse.<\/p>\n A couple other things to note, in brief:<\/p>\n If you rent a scooter to get around, wear a helmet. This is probably the easiest way to find yourself being pulled over by a Thai cop. Once they\u2019ve stopped you it\u2019s trivial for them to find something else to make the future bribe a richer one for them.<\/p>\n Anyone selling jewelry, fake ID\u2019s, fake diplomas, or an upper-class brand name is most likely a scam or fake. It\u2019s a different story if you\u2019re in one of the malls, but why pay the mark-up and import taxes? Do the math back to your home currency before buying.<\/p>\n If drinking, try not to get sh!t-faced drunk. You\u2019re already a target, and your drunken behavior makes your profile a lot higher than you want it to be.<\/p>\n In general, you\u2019ll be wise to keep your street smarts and wits about you. There are friendly people out there, but they won\u2019t be approaching you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Whether you\u2019re just off the plane, sitting down to eat, or trying to get home after a night out, tourists in Thailand have a target painted on their back almost any time they leave their hotel. 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